2011 PERFORMANCES
   
   

How to solve

 

(Skit)
Approximately 36 years ago there was a man named bob. He was born very smart. He knew how to solve. But then he bagan to turn dumb. This is him today. We have created a song to help him solve again. At age 36.

“You’re beautiful”, wrong song, hit the music

(Song)
You had a lot of problems in your math class
never really got an A, couldn’t ever figure out
how to solve
how to solve

You had a lot of moments you felt so lost
now you’re sitting in the class cheating off the rest
how to solve
how to solve

For a second you knew it,
the next you forgot
now you need a tutor to help you figure it out
like you never tried to solve
never tried to solve

When you was just a young’un you were smart and fun
but now you’re grown up
so dumb it’s annoying, here solve this problem i’m about to give in 5 seconds
(wait 3 seconds)


 

(skit)
(points to board) shakes head?
Hope you know 2+2 doesn’t equal 5
you’ve already tried it ten times over
now you’re sitting here in the math corner
looking through all your thoughts and looking over you shoulder

(Chorus)

You had some dreams that won’t transform to visions
the fact you can use your fingers will affect your decisions
but it wasn’t your fault
couldn’t be your decision

(Rap)

I don’t really do math,
but i know the rap
two plus two don’t equal five
so I pull the answers from my cap

you have no more problems in your math class
you keep on getting A’s, now you really know
how to solve
how to solve

you had a lot of moments you felt so lost
now you’re great in class, not cheating off the rest
how to solve
you know how to solve